Alternate Identity

Date: 29 December 2023

Time: 12:16 AM

You know how some people have an online persona that's completely different from who they are in real life?

I'm thinking of setting up that kind of sich..

Why? 

Well, because since the last post I published and the last couple of posts I just reacquainted myself with, my life is shit.

Completely spun on its head with endless trash decisions.

Well one. One big fat one.

But I would not be disclosing here... We're considering building an online persona, remember?

Now I need to figure out if this blog can take this content or if I should switch over to another one. New everything...

I just want to be happy and well....satisfied. ;) 

I'm not.

I'm so not.

Date: 29 December 2023

Time: 12:19 am

~ E ~

Barring of the Heart 1 - A Poem

Fell in love with you
And got lax.
My flaws in full view.
You became an ex.

Friends become foes
In light of woes.
Mindless speech becomes
Life long sins.

Fallen and broken
Finally I see, through the veil of tears
Words past spoken
Shatters and shears.

Time check for composing February 14, 2020 11:47pm
Time check for posting February 15, 2020 12:44 am

PS: Barring of the Heart is not the poem title.

Perfumes

LACOSTE:

White lacoste  

Lacoste Pink Sparkle

Lacoste Noir  

Touch of Sun  

PACO RABANNE:

Lady Million

Black XS Woman 

Ultra Violet 

Invictus 

Lady Million My Gold 

Olympea

CLINIQUE:

Happy 

Aromatic

VERSACE:

Bright Crystal  

Versace Oud Oriental 

Crystal Noir 

DONNA KARAN:

DKNY Be Delicious  

Cashmere 

DAVIDOFF:

Echo 

Game 

Cool water woman  

AMOUAGE:

Honour 

Interlude Woman 

Ubar Amouage 

Opus 2

Opus 3

Sunshine Amouage  

Gold 

Opus 4  

Opus 5 Amouage 

BURBERRY:

My Burberry  

Burberries  

London Burberry  

Burberry Weekend  

RIHANNA:

Nude  

Reb'l Fleur  

YSL:

Black Opium  

Cinema  

Belle D'Opium  

Manifesto  

Others:

Jour d'Hermes  

Lady Gaga Fame

Jean Paul Gautier 

Mariah Carey Forever 

Montana Woman  

Cerruti 1881 

Guess Gold

Nicki Minaj Pink Friday 

Viktor & Rolf Flower Bomb 

Britney Spears Fantasy

Just Call Me Maxi  

Montana Woman

Jessica Simpson Fancy

Jimmy Choo for women

Fendi Fan di

Stella Mccarthy 

Michael Kors Gold 

Bvlgari Jasmine Noir 

Issey Miyake Woman

Portrait of a Lady

Guerlain Samsara

I am Juicy Couture 

Jennifer Lopez Live

Ferragamo Incense Suede 

Paris Hilton 

Sarah Jessica Parker Lovely 

Byredo 1996 Inez

Juilet has a gun

Vera Wang Princess 

Perry Ellis 

Tory Burch 

Sugar Ford 

Elizabeth Taylor White Diamond  

Valentina Oud Assoluto

Mancera Roses Vanille 

B. Balenciaga

Can't sleep

Time check 3:49am.
Date check: Monday February 19, 2018

No need to feel guilty for being infrequent. We do what we want here.

Anyway, I can't sleep. I think there's a tiny bug that takes teeny nibbles of me once I show some skin. That's probably a contributing factor. That's not the only thing that has been taking nibbles of me in recent time but...I digress.

Can't sleep, yes. I think I'm hungry. Nope. I know I'm hungry. Oh. I'm in Nigeria. And I'm wondering what living in a city where you can take a stroll and find a burger place is like. Yep. I have fatty in my head but not in my genes apparently. People think after I get a bun in the oven, I'll get mad thick or whatever. Again, I digress.

Are you seeing a trend here?

What else is new? I had this drink recently, it was called 'Ajose Motherfucker', spelling may be wrong, I wonder what was in it. It made me crazy ballsy. I'm not even kidding. Then again when I'm out with friends and there's alcohol, I'm a tad ballsy.

Oh yes, can't sleep. I think my mind is just generally busy. Can't catch a break. It's breaking every speed limit.

Time check: 3:59am.

My head is banging.

I'll give this sleep thing another shot.

CATCHUP: Failed!

Read my last post. L M A O.

No words.

Time check. It's 23:49 06/06/2017.

No special occasion. Was looking for apps to delete from my phone and I find Blogger. Lil ol' blogger. I wonder if Google has developers working on this solution. I doubt it. But then again, Google or Alphabet, shouldn't be running around in multiple directions, like...the company I work with.

So catchup. I'm not doing what I said I'd do in my last post. Sue me.

I will say one thing though... Or maybe not. It's all for the best.

I want a one woman guy. If he doesn't exist, then I'll just drive on to heaven happily.

Time check 23:54.

I think that was very mature of me. L O L.

Goodnight.

Let's play catch up

I've not been in the mood to write...see and this is a spur of the moment kind of decision right now.

As I write now, I have no idea of what I want to say. It's 3:51am. I initially thought it was GOING TO 3am. What a life.

2016 IS RUSHING AT THE POINT IT NEEDS TO SLOW ALLLLLLLLLL THE WAY DOWN. UGH!.

I've been trying to have or attend or be at turn ups (what part of speech is turn up!?) as often as possible but I'm home and I was home all day yesterday. Pfft. One day wasted.

Today might be litty though.

Which could segue into what I initially wanted to do a post about at some point.

2016 WAS MY YEAR OF JIDEs!!!!

Jeez Crest! It was like I couldn't catch a flipping break!!!

If I was meeting a guy who wasn't Igbo, you can flip a coin and no matter which way it went, hombre was introducing himself as Jide. I meannnn what did I everrr dooo?????

Peep this:
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Mine would have been Jides and all types of variations but I'm not that creative. Or a just couldn't stress myself. Plus I care about their feelings, yes I'm a big softie.

Despite lot of them were ass clowns, jerkbags, idiots or generally weird fellows!
(I don't need any living thing coming at me telling me trash straight from a waste disposal truck, the reason I get to call them these names is because I deserve to.)

I know there are some sweet Jides out there (Shout out to y'all but don't come near me with a ten foot pole. Thanks).

If I see any more, I'm probably running for the hills. Just remove my shoes and start running. No jokes.

I'd tell you about them all but I should probably save that for some other post (I plan on doing something about all the fellowwwwwwwwwwwws I met in 2016, if I don't have a seizure thinking about the stuuuuuuuuuupid shit!!!!!! I took from those dopamine and testosterone infused works of nature. Fingers crossed.)

It's 4:05am...and time!

Editing...4:09am

Editing over 4:29am, and I'm pissed Blogger is actually crap. Messed up everything I edited. Good thing I had a back up. Rme. Nasty stuff.

Goodnight. :)

Striking Gold

I stumbled across Fashion Toast sometime last week or upper week and immediately fell in love with the site and the Rumi Neely whose pictures are so tastefully scattered all over the site.

Have a look see...

The site does take a while for first time load especially if your internet connection crawls -like mine was today- but I found the content extremely refreshing.

My favorite thing on the site right now has to be liquid gold (pictured below)

Just take a minute to appreciate it. I'll wait. (you'll need to d that in full screen mode)

If you need extra help in appreciating it, there you go.

If you know or you've watched SATC, you know what this dress is. If you don't, see SATC Season 1 Episode 6.

I think the dress is gooooorgeous. And as the site is 'FOR GIRLS THAT GET IT'', I'm glad I do. Unless that means..... Lol. 

In related news, Kendall Jenner was pictured with the slip dress here. 

I'm definitely going to be refreshing this site DAILY and going through the archives, of course. 

Lest I forget, you can shop ZILLAH here. 

What's your take on the dress?